Skiing Joker Pillows

"He gets so dramatic when I lower the thermostat."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Snowman Driver

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

His Other Shtick

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

Spiked Ball

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

"O.K., you could have been great. Now get off the bar."

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

Kanoe/Cayak.

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.

"Oh, no! No! Not there!!"

'You should change your bait. That's the third time you've caught a jet ski this morning!'

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

Echo Valley

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"