Cold Weather Joker Pillows

I think I'm retaining water.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"No, Doris, not implants!"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

Minnesota Weather.

'They think I can walk on water.'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

Baggage Reclaim

Snow covers grass.'WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIIIND!'

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

Bulltoon: Constabull.

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."