Cold Weather Jokers Pillows

"I'm allergic to ice."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Weather today.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Greco-polar wrestling

'ok, who threw that?'

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Minnesota Weather.

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Deep Snow All Around

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."