Snow Joker Pillows

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Snowman Driver

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Greco-polar wrestling

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

'They think I can walk on water.'

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Hooks R Us.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

'War is heck!'

"My trun!!"

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

Baggage Reclaim

David Anderson vs. Goliath