Snow Warrior Pillows

'If you haven't found the car by noon I'm going back to bed.'

Brad doesn't know what to do with himself this time of year. He's lost between snowblowing and lawnmowing.

"I was hoping it was a smart shovel, and it would shovel the drive for me."

"The key, son, is deciding where to dump the snow. You don’t want to move all this snow twice. Son ... ?"

"Don’t worry, hon. Your sense of shame will eventually improve your sense of balance."

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Shovel your street?'

Man digging out his car from snow.

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!