Snowy Mountain Joker Gifts

Ski Lift Duel.

Snowprov

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Inflatable Duck Boat

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Snowman Driver

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'They think I can walk on water.'

Hiker's right of way.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Snowman melted by coffee

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Snow covers grass.'WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIIIND!'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

'Pa, we got gyped on those Holsteins - It's raining and their spots are running!'

COVID Santa delivering the new strain.

Kanoe/Cayak.

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.

Echo Valley

I think I'm retaining water.

'We had it in the freezer.'

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

"I'm allergic to ice."

Airplanes Wearing Gas Masks During Volcanic Eruption

"He gets so dramatic when I lower the thermostat."

'Why on earth would anybody want a 'cooling-off period'?'