Mountain Joker Gifts

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Early photobombing

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Ecotourism.

Revenge had come.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Hiker's right of way.

Mountain escalator.

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Pull My Finger

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Bulltoon: Constabull.

'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'

Instead of hunting gazelle tonight, let's call maintenance, say we have a short and eat the electrician when he arrives.