Trailblazing Joker Gifts

Hiker's right of way.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Jogging Bottoms

Note Book

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"See how it feels"

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Adult Absence Notes.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

False encouragement.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

Running With Scissors Marathon

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Tred carefully mill.

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'