Trailblazing Joker Pillows

Hiker's right of way.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Jogging Bottoms

Note Book

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"See how it feels"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Adult Absence Notes.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

False encouragement.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

Running With Scissors Marathon

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

Tred carefully mill.

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."