Old-school Joker Pillows

Ideas before their time Telegraph office. You're wasting way too much time using that thing to forward jokes.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Good News about winter

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Fish hunting for men.

Get crazy once in a while

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Candid Camera store.

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Old rocker.

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Shoes Make The Man

Caution May Contain Nuts.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."