Running Joker Pillows

'Looks like she's having a bad hare day.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Banana Split...

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Joust Sharpener

Get crazy once in a while

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Jogging Bottoms

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Adult Absence Notes.

Just a little heads up!

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."