Mountain Joker T-Shirts

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Early photobombing

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Inflatable Duck Boat

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Ecotourism.

Revenge had come.

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

Hiker's right of way.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Mountain escalator.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Bigfoot's outhouse

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Bulltoon: Constabull.

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

Who has two thumbs and

Pull My Finger

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Instead of hunting gazelle tonight, let's call maintenance, say we have a short and eat the electrician when he arrives.

'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'