Seasonal Joker Gifts

COVID Santa delivering the new strain.

Snow covers grass.'WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIIIND!'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

"Spring, Ray—ever heard of it?"

Snowman melted by coffee

'We had it in the freezer.'

'They think I can walk on water.'

"Rudolph, with your nose so...so...ah, nevermind."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Night of the Latkes

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Christmas tree exchange

Snowman Driver

Ice-Cube-IV

Santa Claws...

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Minnesota Weather.

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?