Seasonal Jokers Gifts

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Winter. I'm starting to think it's not coming at all.

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

Minnesota Weather.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I love this time of year."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

"Turns out it was all water weight."

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

'They think I can walk on water.'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

Christmas Socks

Santa's Second Stringers.

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

The Four Seasonings.

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'