Seasonal Jokers Mugs

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

Minnesota Weather.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I love this time of year."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

Christmas Socks

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'They think I can walk on water.'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

The Four Seasonings.

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Snowing

"Not exactly a snowman!"

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'