Fishing Joker Prints

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

"I can't go home until it's defrosted!"

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'It must be a milkfish.'

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

'How are they biting?'

Hooks R Us.

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"My trun!!"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Guess who?'

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

Jester.

Kanoe/Cayak.

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply? About that do-it-yourself boat repair kit I ordered...'

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

"Didn't I send you out for some fish nets?"

"They're fake, when I get to school I'm telling everyone that I have evolved."