Nautical Joker Gifts

'Guess who?'

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply? About that do-it-yourself boat repair kit I ordered...'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"Didn't I send you out for some fish nets?"

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

Hooks R Us.

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

Fisherman in boat tempted by hot dog

"My trun!!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Fishing from the Pier

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"What's the limit on these things?"

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."