Seafaring Prankster Gifts

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"A large donation usually calms him down."

'How are they biting?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'Old fart and the sea'

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'Help.'

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"What's the limit on these things?"

Parachute Landing in Field

Total Scum Block