Ocean Prankster Gifts

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'How are they biting?'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'Old fart and the sea'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"What's the limit on these things?"

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Revenge of the Fish

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

Acme Discount Life Vests

Danger Loose Chippings

'Don't kid yourself. If you're too ugly to be cooked, they'll grind you up into one of those fish protein concentrates.'

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"