Ocean Prankster Mugs

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"A catfish ate my homework."

'How are they biting?'

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"What's the limit on these things?"

'Old fart and the sea'

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Revenge of the Fish

Acme Discount Life Vests

'Don't kid yourself. If you're too ugly to be cooked, they'll grind you up into one of those fish protein concentrates.'

Danger Loose Chippings