Municipal Ninja Gifts

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Good Luck!

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Freedom of the press

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

'We appreciate your back of the envelope calculation, Mike. Now put a stamp on the front and send it to somebody who cares.'

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"We need a better piling system."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"It's a stealth suit. So I can stay off the boss's radar."

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

Parkour Breakfast

Be the grass...

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

Ninja

I.R.S. - Donate your tax refund to 'adopt a city'.

Reporter #2: plant.

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

Camp Games

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

Running out of time

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."

News Samurai