Newspaper Ninja Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for the newspaper ninja who’s always in the know? Our collection features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their passion for journalism and the pursuit of truth. Perfect for those who thrive on staying informed and love a dash of wit in their daily routine.

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"Show us again that crazy way you fold a newspaper to read on the subway!"

"Show us again that crazy way you fold a newspaper to read on the subway!" mockup

"Show us again that crazy way you fold a newspaper to read on the subway!"

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"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?" mockup

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

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Domestic Superheroes!!

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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep." mockup

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!' mockup

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

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'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!' mockup

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

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'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

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Piano Keyboard

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"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats." mockup

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

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Fear of news.

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Best Seller

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Freedom of the press

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'Race you to the nearest lap?'

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'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!' mockup

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

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With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep. mockup

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

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"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology." mockup

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

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Book Thief in True Crime Department mockup

Book Thief in True Crime Department

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The Communicator

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When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it, mockup

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

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'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.' mockup

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

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Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes. mockup

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

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"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired." mockup

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

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"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!" mockup

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

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'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream' mockup

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

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Flute-a-licious.

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"Better than Chekhov"

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'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.' mockup

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

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man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes mockup

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

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Be the grass...

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"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky." mockup

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

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"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers." mockup

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

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"I thought it would be difficult to paper train a dog, but Spot made a remarkable adjustment!"

"I thought it would be difficult to paper train a dog, but Spot made a remarkable adjustment!" mockup

"I thought it would be difficult to paper train a dog, but Spot made a remarkable adjustment!"

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Pandora's Inbox

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'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?' mockup

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

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'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!' mockup

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

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Newspaper Ninja Gifts Collection

Newspaper Ninja Mugs

Explore our collection of newspaper ninja mugs and find the perfect witty companion for their morning brew.

Newspaper Ninja Pillows

Discover our newspaper ninja pillows—add personality and humor to their favorite relaxing spot.

Newspaper Ninja Prints

Browse our newspaper ninja prints to decorate their space with witty, news-themed artwork that speaks of their passion.

Newspaper Ninja T-Shirts

Check out our newspaper ninja t-shirts—fun, clever designs that let them wear their news passion with pride.