Paper Ninja Gifts

"I'm glad the paperless offiec has arrived!" "Think again!"

perplexed woman carrying large pile of documents

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Tool Box

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Piano Keyboard

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'We appreciate your back of the envelope calculation, Mike. Now put a stamp on the front and send it to somebody who cares.'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

'Gimme all your cache!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Do you have an appointment?'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

Flute-a-licious.

Computer Virus

"It's a stealth suit. So I can stay off the boss's radar."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."