Paper Ninja Gifts

"I'm glad the paperless offiec has arrived!" "Think again!"

perplexed woman carrying large pile of documents

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Tool Box

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Piano Keyboard

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

'We appreciate your back of the envelope calculation, Mike. Now put a stamp on the front and send it to somebody who cares.'

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Gimme all your cache!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'Do you have an appointment?'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Flute-a-licious.

Computer Virus

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"It's a stealth suit. So I can stay off the boss's radar."