Paperwork Ninja Gifts

'I'll be supervising you...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I'm beginning to think this company is a stressful place to work. Because Bob didn't look like that when he started here."

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

'Hang on I think Jeremy might be a bit dead!'

'The Benefits Agency is prepared to be flexible, but only under certain limited, clearly defined circumstances...'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Plumbers Paperwork

Job Stress.

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

'I've figured out a way to cut down on my workload, Ms. Clark. Eliminate this box.'

"Another day in paradise."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

Here and There Trays

I quilt therefore I am

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

In and Out Tray