Paperwork Magician Gifts

Since I started using my shredder, my desk is much less cluttered.

'I need something that would shuffle papers while I'm out of the office.'

Simplified tax form.

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

'I'm done my paper work. Need help with yours?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Do me next."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Inout baskets.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Shake it all about sign on desk

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"Could you keep still?"

If Disney was a software company

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Smoke and mirrors.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'