Paperwork Illusionist Gifts

Smoke and mirrors.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

The Buck Never Stops.

In, out, shake it all about.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

InIn by-products.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

In - Out - Pending.

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"Have a good weekend!"

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'