Paperwork Phantom Gifts

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Quality Control

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Inout baskets.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

The Buck Never Stops.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Have a good weekend!"

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'