Paperwork Pyromaniac Gifts

'Yes sir, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute.'

Bonfire of the Paperwork

Bonfire EU law

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Can do...No can do

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."