Paperwork Pyrotechnician Gifts

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Inout baskets.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

A Man With Problems.

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"Actually, no, Bill, I can't move faster than this pace. Sorry."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

NeighWoof.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

Dive in Archive.

'Tax man practical joker sticks sign on colleague's back which reads; Tax me.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Sparklers

"We need to talk about procrastination."

dog-come ingo out boxes

Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

David Blunkett