Paperwork Prankster Gifts

'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'

"Yes sir, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute."

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Hokey Kokey Association.

"Sign here, initial here and emoji here."

CSIS had a little ink left over, Prime Minister, so they've blacked out your paycheque.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

"Oh, yes. You'd be surprised at how much red tape is involved in gardening these days."

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'I wish you wouldn't do that with a client's statement of truth.'

IRS - 'You had NO earned income last year?', 'That's what my boss said.'

In, Out, Didn't See.

Pet Doors Inc. In trays and out trays??" in, out, in, out…

Man opening window.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'What's this filed under G?'

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

INOUT Electrocution.

David Blunkett

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'Mike, how's the world's greatest writer of fiction?'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Bo're'droom

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'