Paperwork Punster Gifts

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Sign here to indicate you have no idea what you've signed."

'We've got a drive to cut down on unnecessary paperwork, everytime you see some I want you to fill out one these reports.'

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

Here and There Trays

"Done with the evaluations? Great! Now let's evaluate the evaluations!"

'Without management consultants...'

'This is the right place at the right time, but I'm afraid you brought the wrong paperwork.'

Dive in Archive.

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

Bureaucracy Heirs

NeighWoof.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Tax man practical joker sticks sign on colleague's back which reads; Tax me.'

Loose Leaf Binders

Load-bearing stud.

Mr Moon's work boxes: 'wax' and 'wane'.

While you were in the slammer.

dog-come ingo out boxes

National Rifle Association Filing Trays: Lock, Stock and Barrel.

Drug company workbox: 'Effects...side effects.'

"Your father and I want to talk to you about the facts of life... we'll start with something called a W-9 Form..."

"Actually, no, Bill, I can't move faster than this pace. Sorry."

Audit of Losses

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Shake it all about sign on desk

Inout baskets.

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'