Paperwork Punter Gifts

'Yes it's a long and illustrious family tree Mr Yousif, but what I really need from you is a passport.'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

"Actually, no, Bill, I can't move faster than this pace. Sorry."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

NeighWoof.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Stacked In Tray

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

A Semicolon.

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

Dive in Archive.

Editor. Short. Sweet.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Filing Trays.

'Tax man practical joker sticks sign on colleague's back which reads; Tax me.'

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

dog-come ingo out boxes

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"