Paperwork Pugilist Gifts

Stacked In Tray

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Can do...No can do

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Time for More Paperwork

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Late/Too Late.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

In and Out Tray

Inout baskets.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

In, out, shake it all about.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.