Paperwork Phantom Pillows

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Quality Control

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

The Buck Never Stops.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Have a good weekend!"

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'