Paperwork Illusionist Prints

Smoke and mirrors.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

In, out, shake it all about.

The Buck Never Stops.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

In - Out - Pending.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

InIn by-products.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"Have a good weekend!"

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."