Paperwork Humorists Gifts

Invoice...outvoice.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Smoke and mirrors.

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Filing Trays.

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

Files of Doom

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'I told him that I was leaving...that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork, the mind and morale sapping mountain of procedures and protocols!'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

Neither Here nor There

'What do you mean, for Simkins? I'M Simkins!'

Filing - Defiling - 'Heh, heh, heh' - Paper Cut - 'Oh, not so funny now...'

'Bemis, what ever happened to good old 'in-out' boxes?'

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'Good proposal. Very good. But my hands are tied. Too bad you didn't go through the proper channels.'

"Oh, that's just the first draft of some divorce papers I was messing around with."

"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.