Paperwork Humor Gifts

Worker's outbox has a slide that goes directly into the wastebasket.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Storm in the out tray

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

The Buck Never Stops.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Indecision and Outrage Trays

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Have a good weekend!"

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'