Paperwork Humor Gifts

Worker's outbox has a slide that goes directly into the wastebasket.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Storm in the out tray

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

The Buck Never Stops.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Indecision and Outrage Trays

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"Have a good weekend!"

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...