Paperwork Parody Lover Gifts

'Mind filling out this evaluation form first?'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Filing Trays.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

Files of Doom

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

"I should blooming-well think so!"

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

'Of course it's a lengthy process. We feel hiring you should be as difficult as firing you.'

'I told him that I was leaving...that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork, the mind and morale sapping mountain of procedures and protocols!'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'He writes one great work of fiction every year...his tax return.'

the bureaucrat's desk

Trump Leading the People