Paperwork Parody Fan Gifts

"Im curious about your dependent children. I believe their names are Scamp, Scruffy, Flop, Spunky, and Lady."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Spam in Hell.

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

The Second Fall of Man.r

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Lawyers On A Plane.

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Filing Trays.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

The Sedentary Dead.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'Oh, yeah! I'm a bigger waste of tax payer money than you!'

Old Yarns

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Files of Doom

'I told him that I was leaving...that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork, the mind and morale sapping mountain of procedures and protocols!'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

U.S. Male - Part Five

"It's good luck."