Paperwork Parody Fan T-Shirts

"Im curious about your dependent children. I believe their names are Scamp, Scruffy, Flop, Spunky, and Lady."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Spam in Hell.

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

Filing Trays.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

Lawyers On A Plane.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Files of Doom

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

The Sedentary Dead.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Old Yarns

'Oh, yeah! I'm a bigger waste of tax payer money than you!'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'I told him that I was leaving...that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork, the mind and morale sapping mountain of procedures and protocols!'

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

Neither Here nor There

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

"It's good luck."