Paperwork Magician Mugs

Since I started using my shredder, my desk is much less cluttered.

'I need something that would shuffle papers while I'm out of the office.'

Simplified tax form.

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

'I'm done my paper work. Need help with yours?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Do me next."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Inout baskets.

Shake it all about sign on desk

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"Could you keep still?"

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Smoke and mirrors.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'