Canvas Magician Mugs

"Could you keep still?"

Artist dreaming about himself painting.

"Hold on - I'll see if I have a pill for that."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Artist and Musician

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

Go on! Pick a card.

Artistic license.

Trash-talkin' artists

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Henri Matisse

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'I need something that would shuffle papers while I'm out of the office.'

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

"Too busy."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'I'm done my paper work. Need help with yours?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

Paint charming.

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

Still life?

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

"High tech genies?"

Artist paints the future.