Computer Magician Mugs

Tech-Weenie Fairy Tales: "PC in the Stone"

If Disney was a software company

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Could you keep still?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Smoke and mirrors.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."