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"Could you keep still?"

Artist dreaming about himself painting.

"Hold on - I'll see if I have a pill for that."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

If Disney was a software company

Artist and Musician

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Creativity

Artistic License

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Trash-talkin' artists

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Artistic license.

Go on! Pick a card.

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

Henri Matisse

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

Dali Paints His Dreams

"Too busy."

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'I need something that would shuffle papers while I'm out of the office.'

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

'I'm done my paper work. Need help with yours?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

Paint charming.

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

Still life?

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."