Digital Ninja Gifts

Computer Virus

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

All charged up and nowhere to go.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

"Don't tell me the doctor isn't available - I just hacked into his itinerary and I know that he has free time right now!"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Simply put.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Building business relations.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Gone Bookkeepin'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

The Card Flinger

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

I've found a loophole in your loophole