Coding Ninja Gifts

Working the bugs out of his spear invention

Service. Diagnostic Testing. It looks like your odometer computer hacked into your fuel injector computer.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Go team!

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Simply put.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

The Card Flinger

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'Well done! This works much better.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.