Coding Ninja Gifts

Working the bugs out of his spear invention

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Simply put.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

The Card Flinger

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'Well done! This works much better.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....