Numeric Ninja Gifts

'Well, you must be the new accountant!'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

ACME Balloon Company.

'Simply put.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

Piano Keyboard

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Building business relations.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

City Redundancies - In? Out?

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

'Well done! This works much better.'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'