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'Well, you must be the new accountant!'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Simply put.'

ACME Balloon Company.

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Piano Keyboard

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Building business relations.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

City Redundancies - In? Out?

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'Well done! This works much better.'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'