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A Real Find

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"The meeting will come to order."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'Simply put.'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Is this about your raise?"

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Mediation Process

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."