The Value Ninja Gifts

A Real Find

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"The meeting will come to order."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Simply put.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Is this about your raise?"

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Mediation Process

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."